The TKC Saturday Night Playlist!!! Crusaders Ruin Kansas City!!!



I'm going to finish this week of posting by offering a quick thought on local factions of people who mostly make life miserable for the Greater Kansas City Area.

Local crusaders.

It's important to define terms . . . TKC has nothing but respect for Activists, Advocates and Volunteers. I also realize that even "special interests" have their place in the political process in much the same way that I will always make room on this blog for sexy-ass Hannah Hilton

But local crusaders aren't in it for anything but their own ego and self-interest. Local crusaders don't understand discourse, or the politics or compromise. Local crusaders create nothing but misery and rarely accomplish their goals.

Most importantly, thanks to mainstream media outlets like Fox News and the handful of d-bags who mistakenly believe that Chris Stigall has an audience outside of a handful of reactionaries . . . There is a misapprehension that only evil, liberal minorities are advocating for their benefit. Nothing could be further from reality . . .

IT TURNS OUT THAT SO MANY ANNOYING MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE COMPRISE THE LARGEST CONTINGENT OF LOCAL D-BAGS CRUSADING FOR A PET CAUSE IN KANSAS CITY!!!

A quick review . . .

  • A cabal of Sunnyside Dog Park Lesbians and losers have shown nothing but hatred for people who point out very obvious flaws in their plan to build on top of their less politically savvy neighbors.

  • Hipsters and yuppies from Hyde Park will stop at nothing to try and preserve their bad investment and attempts to flip houses. Currently they're trying to co-opt the language of anti-crime activists in order to kick poor people out of affordable housing.

  • So many Scarritt Renaissance douche nozzles led by Will Royster want to fight against hookers and drug addicts by shredding the Constitution using previously failed strategies and hope against hope that the Northeast will one day look like the most lame parts of JoCo . . . Instead of the most diverse area of Kansas City.

  • Cycling Crusaders are attempting to con politicos into thinking they represent anything more than a fringe group as they work to legislate their arrogant misguided belief that one dork in a banana hammock has the right to impede traffic as several thousand people attempt to commute home.

  • Finally Mayor Funky, Gloria Squitiro, Jeff Roe (halfheartedly) and that lame ass Glass Etcher dude want to convince us all that just because they haven't completely embarrassed themselves, that somehow translates into progress.

    Yep, these mostly white people and their sense of entitlement, privilege and SUPREMACY are part of the reason that Kansas City is a horrible place to live . . . Along with the fact that Star Columnist Mike Hendricks is still drawing nearly 1/3 salary to crank out his tripe.

    This miserable set of circumstances and Kansas City folks who will defy logic, reality and self-respect to stay winning has inspired tonight's playlist.




    As always, thank you for reading. Have a safe and fun weekend.
  • Comments

    1. ^ Yes. Please.

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    2. For the longest part of that rant, Tony, I was thinking you were talking about YOUR crusade for Mexicans until I realized it was mostly a rant about white people who don't use you to front for them.

      Sorry. but let me point out that just a week ago, you were lamenting about how nobody does anything to solve the murder rate, and your solution just a week ago tonight was to play ten songs in a row right here on this blog!

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    3. And "State of the Line" moderates comments now. What a withering bunch of crybaby pussies those guys are.

      Not you, dude.

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    4. glass etcher dude....

      http://www.tonyskansascity.com/2006/09/didnt-you-know-accardos-own-crossroads.html

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    5. Is this a photo of Tiger Woods soon to be ex-wife?

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    6. Fuck off, tony. You sink farther with every post these days. You have become the Brown David Duke.

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    7. Seriously, you're referencing 1980's talk show characters? Please go outside.

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    8. Hey Anon 849AM... the only thing really brown about Tony is the poop that comes out of his rear which reminds us all of you. Happy Thanksgiving guy :)

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    9. I wish Beth would just use her powers to save us.

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    10. Happened to catch that public TV discusson panel this week with Nick Haines, Helling and a few other newzies. How the hell did YOU get a seat on that panel? Was it between you and Joe Arse for token minority rep? Both of you loving to hear yourself talk.

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    11. toadstool_watcher11/29/09, 4:27 PM

      I have been looking and looking for my friend, the ass itcher Bill Drummond. Have you seen him?
      Tony, your blog makes me laugh and puts the so called NEWS in perspective. Gossip now traipses around traditional media outlets as important. Most of it is just inside crap. Thanks for showing the stupid side of media.

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    12. Looks like Tony has a spot reserved in his heart for the Independence Ave. hookers of Northeast.

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    13. Anon 1:19 p.m. -- do you think Beth should be the next Mayor?

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