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There's a couple of interesting items for this morning.

However . . . I was talking to a friend of mine (they exist) and I was reminded that this town is exceedingly nice i.e. cowardly. And I've decided that just isn't helping things. So I've recommitted myself to snark and meanness and sexiness in much the same way that Glamour Magazine will now be featuring more "Full-figured" models i.e. fatties in their pages.

It doesn't matter that I regularly beat Kansas City's paper of record on this dump of a publishing outfit because they're meaningless and circling the sewer drain of media dissemination history . . . What's more important is that I have fun while doing it, NEVER worry about public perception of my favorite hobby after napping and try to keep a sense of humor despite the fact that I'm often REPORTING rather serious stuff.

So, I'm recommitted. Kinda. Very much like dating a fat chick, it often becomes apparent that there are better options.

Comments

  1. I would be honored to be seen or romantically linked with ANY of those women! Nothing wrong with curves.

    Surely they wouldn't give you the time of day, Tony. Jealousy is a bitch.

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  2. Ewe's not fat. Ewe's fluffy.

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  3. You are an ineffectual douche Tony. Anyone familiar with you knows it...too bad most of your readers haven't had the non-pleasure of encountering you in real life...where you can't hide your ugly face behind a computer screen.

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  4. Long Dick Dong11/4/09, 6:56 PM

    WOW - 21 holes to fill, could be a bit tiring for one night!

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  5. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Eatin ALL that ass would be HEAVEN!!!! Mmmmm yeah! Holding on as they wiggle, squirm and squeal as I eat that sexy pucker!!! YUMMMMY!!!!

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  6. That is sweet.

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