Arrowhead Pride is the Juggernaut of Kansas City Chiefs Blogs and nobody over there thinks the Chiefs will beat The Chargers. Because they're dorks they have a lot of time to memorize player names and review statistics . . . So I'm assuming they know about this stuff.
My take on the whole thing is a bit more sophisticated and nuanced: One of the main reasons the Chiefs will lose is because the cheerleaders for the team are kinda skanky and gross.
Think about it. Chargers Cheerleaders are world class eye candy. Chargers Cheerleaders are the subject of a calender that's in demand whereas I think they give away the Chiefs Cheerleader Calender to sick kids that probably won't make it to puberty. Don't ask me to explain that one, it's some kind of sick irony I don't really understand.
Chargers Cheerleaders are profiled in Esquire Magazine whereas I've heard that Chiefs Cheerleaders can't even make it into clubs at half-price.
Real Talk: If the Chiefs skimp on third-rate cheerleaders there's no way the football team in Kansas City will ever be competitive.
We have that one redhead that is smoking hot, and then quite a few thunderthighed Moeesha's.
ReplyDeleteCaption for the girl, "Oh Yeah! Deeper! Faster! Gasp, Oh, I'm so GOOOD!"
ReplyDeleteSaw you on Channel 19 the other day - lookin' good!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a good Thanksgiving!