A rather brilliant TKC TIPSTER gave me an idea or at least told me to steal something from the otherwise useless ky3 blog . . . Which surprisingly has nothing to do with "personal" lubricant.
SO, HERE ARE THIS WEEK'S SCIENTIFICALLY GATHERED KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS BY TKC!!!
The TKC Power Rankings are an accurate measure of the influence, authority and credibility of local people in each category . . . When the ranking focuses on an unfavorable category, assume the opposite when it comes to the aforementioned rating measures.
Here's how just a few locals stack up using a patented research techniques and survey data:
KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE POWER RANKING
1. Sly James
2. Mike Burke
3. Albert Riederer
4. Janice Ellis
5. Gloria Squitiro
TKC CITY COUNCIL MEMBER POWER RANKING
1. Deb Hermann
2. John Sharp
3. Russ Johnson
4. Jim Giles
5. Jan Marcason
KANSAS CITY MINOR CELEBRITY POWER RANKING
1. Jason Miller (Deer Dude from KC Bite Club)
2. Clay Chastain
3. Jason Miller/Warpaint
4. Holly Starr
5. David Cook
TKC LOCAL SPORTS LOSER POWER RANKING
1. Matt Cassel
2. Jason Whitlock
3. Scott Pioli
4. Zack Greinke
5. Kevin Kietzman
KANSAS CITY JOURNALIST TKC POWER RANKING
1. Micheal Mahoney
2. Dave Helling
3. Chris Hernandez
4. Eric Wesson
5. Mike Mansur
Again, these are SERIOUS statistical rankings based on a variety of compiled data and TKC user reviews along with some anecdotal measures.
Congratulations to the #1 ranked locals!!! Those who didn't come out on top (nullus) might want to step up their game.
Ur number one douche
ReplyDeleteMiller's so nice you ranked him twice. 'Tard.
ReplyDeleteThe blood stunt deserves a double ranking
ReplyDeleteWhere is Beth on the power ranking?
ReplyDeleteShe's face down and ass up.
ReplyDeleteJim Giles is Power.
ReplyDeleteIs that Beth in the photo, sporting her new hair cut?
ReplyDeleteWhy are people here so mean to Beth?
ReplyDeleteJustice and Equality
ReplyDeleteI would love to see a wrestling cage-match between Deb Hermann and Jim Giles. The screams and squeals would be terrible.
ReplyDeleteDeb might make some noise too!
Sharp's high in the power list in his own mind, but his conniving behavior is so utterly transparent, that he is simply high on the "distained" category.
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania would be Lurch & Toad (tag team Evil) v. Sly the Savior & Ed Ford (tag team Good).
ReplyDeleteCathy Jolly is the hardest working, most honest councilperson. I can't believe you left her out! Deb Hermann doesn't do anything. Your list is bogus!
ReplyDeleteanon at 12:19 is the Honorable Cathy Jolly (mistress of Mike Sanders)
ReplyDeleteand mistress of Steve Glorioso... it's a three-way! Picture that menage a trois!
ReplyDeleteJolly ol jolly where are you.
ReplyDeletedunno about the politics but, I don't think that woman is sexy at all. Ewww!
ReplyDeleteLet the air out of those tires and sorry, but I don't t hink large tatoos on a woman is attractive.
Thats where understatement is best. Her chest could sure use some undstatement.
As to the politics, well doesunt sound to me like KCMO is doing so well... maybe we should start over?
let's see, the only list that fu*king crook Sharp and that useless MILF Jolly belong on is of the idiots voted out of office. Nice job losing the 3 Trails project to KCK. What a waste of oxygen those two morons are.
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