Cooking Up Hump Day Morning Links

Here are some of the links and stories served up today by mainstream media:

Today's TKC local object of hate and scorn: A local woman wins more than $23,000 in one night at The Argosy.

One more way this town benefits from broke people: Zoo Attendance Up Because of New Attractions, Staycations

Actually, this story isn't that bad: Blue Springs teen trying to break into the music scene

KCK lesson in irony: Wyandotte County Fair opens, but not in the county

31st and Troost neighborhood to be featured in exhibit . . . Working Title: Fake Recovery.

Demonstrating that most people are underachievers: New marketing division opened by former homeless woman

JoCo Family teach kids a lesson in misplaced priorities: An Olathe family is fighting the city over a new basketball court.

Kim Kardashian is now single and recent bikini/cooking photos of her are smokin' . . . So maybe now she'll return my calls.