Hey, for God's sake at least attempt to protect your junk . . . Please wrap it up . . . Especially considering this Kansas City's horrible STD report card by Men's Health.
The link was sent in by a generous TKC reader and got me thinking that . . . Seriously, with a D- Ranking of 82 for this town . . . Residents better make damn well sure that they're packing a lot of latex and not believing the lies of promiscuous men and women in this town who are probably very nasty.