Funky Family Values



Once again a photo comes courtesy of Fantastic Funky Facebook Friends . . . When I read that Tara would be spread eagle, I totally had something else in mind . . . Sadly, since I'll never look as good as Crispin in a suit I doubt I'll be able to get a real world look at the strangely scary (yet still enticing) mental image I have created of Kansas City's Princess with legs akimbo.

ANYHOO . . . Gloria Squitiro's Facebook Friends pointed me toward a bit of text penned by the Co-Mayor which offers a bit of political devotion toward Kansas City's Worst Elected Official in modern history:
Mother and Wife first . . . Politician's wife next. I'm married to a man who speaks truth to the powerful - whether they want to hear it or not and whether he has to stand alone to do so or not. His mission is to be a voice for those who only have a whisper. I believe in him, so he'll never stand alone.
That's sweet . . . Too bad Mayor Funky's stubbornness has only been in service of his wife and not for KC Infrastructure, neighborhoods, Police or City Hall employees . . .

Still, family unity is a wonderful thing . . . I'm just not sure Missouri Nepotism statutes would agree that local government is the right place to express such sentiments.

Comments

  1. Koster has been too busy doing promo work for Channel 5, to look into that nepotism prohibition. It is on his list of To-Do's right after he flies to Los Angeles for that hair cut and scalp treatment.

    He is a man of the people.

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  2. What. The. Fuck - is going on in that picture? Wine, vinegar, spray butter and a pot? AND rubber gloves. And mom's handholding? Can someone explain?

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  3. 9:13 - I had the same thought.

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  4. Yeah,I'd like know too.

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  5. WTF are they doing?!

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  6. My god this family needs their own reality show.

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  7. What are they doing in that picture? Who is the guy with the rubber gloves?

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  8. frankly i just wish the whole damn family would just leave town.

    and i don' wanna know what they're doing in the photo... scares me enough just looking at.

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  9. I'll sixth that! WTF are they doing?

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  10. That girl is about to get pretty freaky looking when that set of genes really gets some momentum behind it.

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  11. Looks like a typical coming of age smudge sticking ceremony.

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  12. This would make a great 'caption this photo' contest.

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  13. toadstool_watcher4/9/09, 2:32 PM

    ahhh... the yearly bath ritual. she needs her mamma by her side.

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  14. she is getting her clit pierced you bunch of know nothing rubes.

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  15. Now THAT'S fucking funny!
    The thought that a grown woman would do that with her mother watching while taking photos all the while, haha.
    Wait a sec, we WERE just kidding around here, right?

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  16. gloria's bald spot4/9/09, 8:43 PM

    Kidding around? Maybe, but this is the same mother/daughter duo who talked about Tara "doing" him (in reference to some random guy) in front of an ex- council member. They also discuss Tara's preferences when it comes to dicks. Now why in the hell is this family willing to go to court? They should beg the city to settle one suit and they should drop the other.

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  17. I think Tara's boyfriend should Google the name: "Levi Johnston."

    Then he should run like Hell.

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  18. OMG! What an hysterical thread! I laughed soooo hard!

    This blog is so disgusting. What's more disgusting is that I give this guy fifteen minutes of my day EVERY GODDAM DAY!

    hahahahahha snort hahahahahha. Lets see, read the blog from the Mexican who never leaves his basement, or read the one from some snooty old money KC guy who went to Pem Day?

    I think I can figure this out by myself!

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