I'm a big fan of the newsletters written by Gloria Squitiro if only because they regularly demonstrate what a cretin the women is . . . Her latest missive doesn't disappoint.
It seems like Gloria's getting a little annoyed with her house guest and just informed all of Kansas City that the poor dude can't get a job:
Our daughter is in graduate school in Atlanta, but her boyfriend is living with us until he can get established in Kansas City. So far, he has re-enrolled in college, but he is still looking for a job. His search is entering the fourth month. If the economy keeps up the way it has, I think we might see life reverting back to the days when extended families had to live together to cut costs. While we view families pulling together as a good thing, it is worrisome that the times are so tough that a vibrant young man cannot find a job within a normal amount of time.Ouch. I'm sure banging the Mayor's daughter must be a sweet endeavor (I haven't asked Crispin about it yet) but it can't be worth this kind of humiliation.
Nevertheless, if this dude occasionally gets to sample Mayoral grade stank but must put up with being used as a talking point for the Co-mayor . . . I guess it must be sweeter (and not quite as hairy) as I've imagined.
gross
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ReplyDeleteThat's racist. But I agree Gloria is using this kid just the way she has used everyone else.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to niggerville loser!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Gloria is doing him as a form of rent in her daughter's absence?
ReplyDeleteyou think he would be living in Atlanta instead of KC. And it kinda tells you something about Funk too.. how much he is disrespected. He can't even swing a job for his future son-in-law, running the copy machine at the law firm he retained for mammy gate.
ReplyDeleteROTFL at that last line T.
ReplyDelete10:06 - That's even nastier than this post.
ReplyDeleteYeah, why in the hell would the guy move to K.C., not to mention move into Casa Crazy with barefoot Gloria plodding around in god knows what skivvies, when he could be in Atlanta with his girlfriend???!!!!
ReplyDeleteSum'n's not right there. If Tara's anything like Ma, this is probably some kind of test the poor guy has to pass.
I wonder how many times the poor guy has had to put up with Gloria's comments about "needin' nine inches"?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can get Gloria, Tara and the boyfriend to star in a remake of The Graduate. ... "Mrs. Squitiro, you're trying to seduce me. ... Aren't you?" (visible shuddering followed by wretching noises)
Sweet chocolate covered popcorn swirling around in an unflushed public toilet
ReplyDeleteOn the surface, sounds kind of cool - goona live with the girlfriend's parents - he's the mayor of a big city - lives in a place like Gracie Mansion.....whooops!
ReplyDeleteA black person sponging off of white people? And he can't find a job? Say it ain't so!
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