The Steelers won the Super Bowl with a great deal of help from the referees.
Winning the Super Bowl is a great honor and makes me want to beat my wife, if I had one. Sadly, Kansas City doesn't really fit into a Super Bowl equation and won't for many years to come (forever) . . . So this amazing victory in a somewhat exciting game has nothing to do with this town other than the fact that like Pittsburgh - Kansas City is a town struggling with debt, blight crime . . . Ya know, stuff that a Super Bowl victory won't fix.
More on that later . . . Stay tuned . . .
By the way, I didn't know that Tampa Bay, where the Super Bowl was held, has an ASTONISHING 43 STRIP CLUBS . . . So, clearly, tonight's football extravaganza was more about SUPREMACY (and ass) than anything else.
And all of this make me want to check out Joanna Krupa in the latest issue of Ralph Magazine, so that's where I'll be for the next 45 seconds.
suck it.
ReplyDeleteWonder how many of those clubs Whitlock hit?
ReplyDeleteWhitlock is the man. Filing his reports from a strippers ass.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that is some hot tuna.
ReplyDeleteNow if you'll excuse me, I need to go "sweat some pipe."
suck it you fucking beaner. you wouldn't know a football if you were jerking off to Gloria holding one. Oh, that has probably happened. Nah, Rita only gives you bus money to get to your pathetic job at Subway. Make me a sammich, you piece of shit. You know you work at the one across ffom the stadium. Sucks to be you Botello.
ReplyDeleteWho uses the term beaner anymore anyway?
ReplyDeleteTony does. Because that's all he is.
ReplyDeleteThat was just a great fucking game.
ReplyDeleteI took the most perfect double-tapered shit this morning.
This, after having diarrhea the night before.
I'm good for it about twice a year.
Now that, my friend, is comedy.
ReplyDeleteYou're too old to be reading TMZ.
ReplyDeleteYou're too old to be reading TMZ.
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