Let's celebrate overweight, blonde, attractive white women Kansas City!!!

All right damn it . . . Here is just another way that Kansas City is out of sync with the rest of the planet. Also, living in this "cantankerous" town has pretty much warped my perceptions on just about everything.

Anyhoo . . . Recently, Jessica Simpson showed up to a "Chili Cookoff" concert looking as if she was apuffy, slow cooked smoked sausage stuffed into spandex and mom jeans. STILL, I couldn't help thinking that she's still kinda hot (maybe even hotter) . . . And she's probably even more "fun" . . . Finally, if she was in Kansas City she'd still be the hottest broad in the bar or at the very least inundated by Latino dudes begging to take her out for dinner . . . Because, let's face it, she's gonna get hungry soon.

So . . . While the rest of the world clowns this new found big gal . . . I can't help but think that in this cowtown she would do quite well.