Hard hitting Local News that reminds bloggers they could never do the work and fact checking of mainstream media!!!
Hard hitting Local News that reminds bloggers they could never do the work and fact checking of mainstream media!!!
"Wing Shortage on Super Bowl Weekend?"
The Tony Botello School of Journalism
ReplyDeleteLinking to other sources = reporting
"Sources tell me" = I made stuff up
"I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy
"I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up
"Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez
"AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in
"Here's what I've heard" = I made stuff up
"Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice
"According to close watchers" = I made stuff up
ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole
NO HOMO = I pitch and catch
"Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too
"Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't
"I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up
"The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04
"Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up
The Tony Botello School of Journalism Part Two:
http://www.pitch.com/2007-01-18/news/the-truth-about-tony/
6:20p.m. stop embarrassing yourself!
ReplyDeleteWe all know you have a little dick.