Eh, it's Saturday so I thought blogging something nice would be appropriate:
Kansas set a record low last year for highway deaths. The 384 deaths were the least since the state began counting highway fatalities in 1947. It beat the previous record low of 387 set in 1992, according to preliminary numbers compiled by the Kansas Department of Transportation.Bonus: I'm may check out one of those Danneel Harris bikini photo galleries from one of those skanky celebrity sites that may or may not be safe for work.
mam oman i wanna cum all over those calves, feet and shoes!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Tony Botello School of Journalism
ReplyDeleteLinking to other sources = reporting
"Sources tell me" = I made stuff up
"I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy
"I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up
"Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez
"AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in
"Here's what I've heard" = I made stuff up
"Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice
"According to close watchers" = I made stuff up
ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole
NO HOMO = I pitch and catch
"Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too
"Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't
"I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up
"The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04
"Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up
The Tony Botello School of Journalism Part Two:
http://www.pitch.com/2007-01-18/news/the-truth-about-tony/