The vast majority of Kansas City newsies have been phoning it in since Monday . . . Here are all the typical (and mostly useless) recent holiday stories I've been reading which include heartwarming human interest articles, people giving out of the goodness of their heart even a bit of holiday danger:
Not quite, Tony.
ReplyDeleteWe've yet to see the distraught white trailer trash mother with kids hanging on to her skirt lamenting that "thieves" broke into her single-wide and stole all the presents "right from under the tree."
"What sort of cold-heart would do that," she wails.
Trouble is, there was no tree, no gifts, and the kids are a stage, for this skank is a fraud. She uses this ruse every year, as often as she can get away with it, to imply her "loss" when in fact no theft occured.
But there definitely is a stringy-haired, sallow-faced, meth-head doing her best to scam the public and whichever TV news station is the hardest up for news...that would always be KCTV-5.
Lather, rinse, repeat....same stories next year...same bat time, same bat channel.
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