Kansas City Ice Patch - Yeah!!!

I need all the readers I can get so obviously I don't want all of you d-bags to die in a horrible, gut-wrenching and messy traffic accident.

So be careful out there, from my basement window I can see a bit of snow and ice coming down.

As usual, when the conditions outside are really important (i.e. whenever I want to go outside), the local weather newsy people are nowhere to be found (except on the Internets) and didn't provide as much up-to-date/advanced coverage as their commercials claims . . . Still, it's nice to have them around because I'm really interested in recent local weather history and bad jokes. Obviously.