BREAKING: Yes, Clay Aiken is gay!!! Also, Kansas City's David Cook has no talent!!!

It's not exactly news that Clay Aiken is teh ghey . . .

Accordingly, two of my favorite Kansas City bloggers have a couple of great reactions to the media item:

AKCB: "Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather."

General Blather: "Really???"

Other shocking facts:

Kansas City Sewers aren't exactly what they should be . . .

We're having a bit of a problem with violence in this town as of late . . .

I also hear there's some kind of mortgage trouble . . .

Oh, and there's a rumor that the Mayor and his wife might have a bit of a "weird" relationship . . .

Even better, none other than The Star's Yael T. Abouhalkah has a take on this topic that is typically pedantic and removes all of the fun out of celebrity watching while proving that the content of MSM columnists can be just as frivolous but not halfway as captivating as what bloggers come up with: "Your reaction to Aiken's coming out in the latest issue of People magazine pretty much reveals how you feel about gay people."

Or maybe not . . . Personally, I believe that this "news" of Clay Aiken's homosexuality just confirms the TKC thesis that all of the performers who have appeared on American Idol suck balls.