EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Kansas City Orange Alert!!! (Regarding Crappy Air Quality)

BlogKC: "Monday is the region’s first Orange Alert of the air. That means sensitive groups like kids, elderly, and asthma sufferers should avoid prolonged outdoor exposure." Everyone else should be very quick about topping off your SUV, blowing smoke at your waitress despite the imaginary ban and farting into the wind.

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  1. "Everyone else should be very quick about topping off your SUV, blowing smoke at your waitress despite the imaginary ban and faring into the wind."

    Oh, the fond memories of 'faring' into the wind I have. I think I'll rekindle the old romance and fare into the wind all day today.

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  2. I meant "farting" just fixed it. But you are the humorless bastard for which this site is written.

    You're welcome.

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  3. WHATEVER. It's 80 degrees out.

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