Gloria's Greatest Hits!!! The best quotes from Kansas City's racist and raunchy Co-Mayor!!!



Last night big media was bleeping out all the informative parts of Gloria Squitiro's quotes from around the Mayor's office transcribed in a lawsuit.

I thought I would highlight them in order to demonstrate the kind of place that City Hall has become under the leadership of Mayor Funkhouser. And in the end, it's really not hard to believe that these comments were made by the same person who described, in loving detail, the exploits of Dr. Sausage Fingers in an X-mas letter.



Still, I don't think there has been enough attention paid the talk coming from the Co-Mayor. Again, here's are my favorite catchphrases coming from Squitiro from the text of a lawsuit against her, Mayor Funkhouser and Kansas City:

On at least two occasions since Plaintiff was hired, Squitiro has called Plantiff "MAMMY" which Plaintiff believes to be racially motivated.

Defendant Squitiro called the other African-American employee who worked in the office for awhile "Bernie Mac" and also referred to her as "MAMMY."

Squitiro referred to a female attorney appointed to the TIF Commission as "that Hispanic chick."

On November 6, 2007 Squitiro commented about a function on the City's west side in a Hispanic neighborhood where Funkhouser was to speak and more than one time stated "I hope they don't throw hot tamales at us."

In July 2007, Plaintiff complained to Ed Wolf, Defendant Funkhouser's Chief of Staff about Squitiro's sexual comments and Wolf stated he would talk to Squitiro but Squitiro's sexual comments continued.

These sexual comments include but are not limited to (here we go!!!):

"I BET YOU'D LIKE A GOOD NINE INCHES IN YOU"

"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS DICK OUT OF HER ASS AND COME TO THE PHONE"

"DO YOU WANT TO BLOW ON MY ASS?"

Squitiro refers to the three men in the office as her "boys"

"I WANT A BIG THING FOR MY LITTLE THING" (implying a sexual act)

When an employee complained to Squitiro about her sexual comments she replied that she was the only fun person in the office.

And there you have it, my question is simple . . .

WOULD EVEN THE HINT OF THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR BE TOLERATED AT ANY OTHER WORKPLACE IN KANSAS CITY?

Honestly, there are people who get fired everyday for forwarding dumb e-mails whereas Squitiro has demonstrated that she is beyond reproach because of her relationship with the Mayor and free to use whatever racist or sexist language she pleases at City Hall . . . Actually, I envy her status, it's almost like the "License to Kill" which was granted to James Bond by the Queen or whoever . . .



There is another word for Squitiro's privilege as well, it's called Nepotism. And I was thinking, at this point, laying the blame solely on Squitiro is unfair.

THIS LAWSUIT IS MAYOR FUNKHOUSER'S FAULT.

MAYOR FUNKHOUSER'S BAD JUDGMENT AND STUBBORNNESS HAS CREATED A HILARIOUS, ILLEGAL, RACIST AND RAUNCHY ATMOSPHERE IN KANSAS CITY'S HIGHEST OFFICE!!!

It'll be interesting to see just how many friends he as at City Hall and how many people are willing to commit perjury for the sake of the Orange Revolution . . . My guess: Not a single one. Even the Mayor's closest defenders are running for cover when it comes to Squitiro.

These statements and Squitiro's pattern of behavior can easily be verified by a litany of City Hall denizens, I know this because they send e-mail my way and comment on blogs across the city. The conclusion is clear, this is a situation where Funkhouser won't be able to "stick to his guns" when it comes to harassment of minorities and general bad taste in Kansas City. In this situation, Mayor Funky will not get his way.

GLORIA MUST GO!!!

Comments

  1. If the Mayor is taking out the trash at City Hall, he needs to start with his wife.

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  2. He it is summertime so the daughter might be back running round the mayor's office nude again. COOL

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  3. you know tony if you could go and sit in the cafeteria and listen to the blacks talk while playing cards with each other this is nothing new maybe the whites ought to take offense to the way the talk is around the tables. or even that fact around the office water coolers you can hear the same things being said. even in the elevators. so i think this is nothing but bull shit over nothing and if the city bends with this maybe some other lawsuits should be filed.

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  4. You're a fucking coward 6:48. You're probably the same person who made a big deal out of dirty e-mails from Cuathen's assistant. She lost her job. Gloria shouldn't be allowed in the Mayor's office either. Get it straight or just admit that you're a worthless racist.

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  5. re: gloria's sexual comments - ew.

    who would ever want to put any inches of anything in that troll?

    you would have to have a jabba the hut fetish.

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  6. Anyone remember her comment about making Kansas City classy?

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  7. Oh she is so trashy. I could tell when I met her on the campaign.

    The funny thing is she thinks she is so much smarter and more enlightened than everyone else.

    Whatever, I would rather pop a goat that get anywhere near that skank.

    Can I be pro-funk and anti-gloria?

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  8. I think that describes most of Kansas CIty.

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  9. I think I just puked a little bit in my mouth reading all of that stuff.

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  10. This whole clown parade is doing serious damage to the City at a time when we, like ohter large cities, have real challenges as a result of the national economic decline. We need leadership with discipline and focus. Funk and Squit, please, please take your trailer back to West Virginia and give this City a break.

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  11. What a waste of time and money.

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  12. Tony -
    I can't believe you used the gross foot pic again - I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw it.

    I'm no lawyer, but I think the city will have no defense against the retaliation count. If someone is fired after filing a complaint, that is retaliation. The reason for her firing wasn't even poor performance - it was that the mayors felt they no longer had her "full support" - i.e. the discrimination complaint.

    The complaints against big foot might all come down to a she-said, she-said. However, the city's actions are outright illegal. It is ironic that they fired her the same week the Supreme Court ruled that Section 1981 discrimination statutes contain an implied cause of action for retaliation claims. As I understand it, the discrimination claim need not be proven in order to prevail on the retaliation claim. The city will have to pay for the actions of Funk and Ford – and that claim is the easiest to prove.

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  13. WOULD EVEN THE HINT OF THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR BE TOLERATED AT ANY OTHER WORKPLACE IN KANSAS CITY?
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    Santino, remember that the Funk is used to this drivel spewing forth from his lovely wife. So, in his mind, no harm no foul. I can't help but argue that this is all do to his strange way of accommodating her and that he really does know that she is a rude, bigoted foul mouth Squid. But we will have the lawsuit to figure this out.... for us regular people folk and for Mayor Smart With Nothinghouser himself.

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  14. You know what this post needs?

    More red bold type!!!

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  15. Obviously, the co-mayors handled this whole thing terribly. The plaintif is pathetic though. You would think anyone with any self dignity wouldn't want to stick around after being called a token. Also, if you don't like what your're being paid and they won't give you a raise, then get another job. She signed a contract with that salary on it.

    The first three pages of the complaint is nothing more than a bunch of race bating.

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  16. It's he said/she said.

    Nothing more.

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  17. This is just a bad situation all around. I really think they should have tried to mediate this better rather than just going to court.

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  18. The backers of this mayor will have to think long and hard about propping up this dysfunctional government. (I am TALKING to you, Jim Nutter) We are reduced to junk bond status with this beleagured and hog tied man. Try selling Kansas City to ANY company looking to expand or relocate. With the funk-ees as our ambassadors, we are screwed.
    This experiment has gone terribly awry. Will the mayors' backers try to salvage this administration by dumping on the one person in that office who stood up to the crap? funk-ee KNEW what his wife is and that she can not change at her age. No campaign to show that she really is sweet, please. We will not buy that! and think of ALL OF THE STUFF LEFT OUT OF THE COMPLAINT... The plaintif did funk-ee a huge favor in the omissions.
    No Pat-Gray-type covert operations. We are watching.

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  19. Funny, how we never had this type of "he said/she said" situation with any other mayor before. For whatever else we did or did not like about previous mayors - there was never this type of complaint filed and available on public record.

    Don't recall any other mayor setting up their spouse in the Mayor's office in this type of situation.

    This co-mayor/volunteer arrangement and the allegations against them in this office are NOT professional, classy OR befitting the highest elected official in KCMO government.

    I resent that my vote for him contributed to this farce.

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  20. Big Fucking deal. Can we actually talk about something that matters. Still love it when you can tell Tony posted anonymously on his own blog.

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  21. She's a crude ignorant psycho. The fact he's too much of a wimp to leave her at home denigrates his ability to do the job he was barely elected to do. They finally started editing her weekly email, no more hearing about Flunky cleaning up dog shit. Has anyone heard about her interviewing prospective employees for the mayor's office? How she basically asked every illegal question possible? Because she's too stupid and/or too arrogant to care.

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  22. She's a crude ignorant psycho. The fact he's too much of a wimp to leave her at home denigrates his ability to do the job he was barely elected to do. They finally started editing her weekly email, no more hearing about Flunky cleaning up dog shit. Has anyone heard about her interviewing prospective employees for the mayor's office? How she basically asked every illegal question possible? Because she's too stupid and/or too arrogant to care.

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  23. She's a crude ignorant psycho. The fact he's too much of a wimp to leave her at home denigrates his ability to do the job he was barely elected to do. They finally started editing her weekly email, no more hearing about Flunky cleaning up dog shit. Has anyone heard about her interviewing prospective employees for the mayor's office? How she basically asked every illegal question possible? Because she's too stupid and/or too arrogant to care.

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  24. Don't give me the he said she said stuff. People don't typically make those comments up. She said them and you know it.

    Besides..do you need justification of 15 comments or is one really bad one good enough. I would say throw her out now.

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  25. Didn't this all start with the letter she wrote that was nasty? I remember that andd it seems like she's the kind of person that would say those kind of things? And I think the the comments about hot tamales was real bad too I'm surprised that nobody has gotten more upset about that one because its sort of racist.

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  26. I saw them today at lunch near downtown..eww. I hated being near them. And to think I voted for him...

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  27. You know I regret not only voting for them but also putting at least 5 of their campaign signs in my yard.

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  28. I was driving to work on 71 north highway and went under the "Mamie Hughes Bridge".

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  29. Mammy is not the same as Mammy and what about all those sex comments. Did you drive under a bridge that said that?

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  30. Somewhere, Alvin Brooks is laughing his f'ing ass off.

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  31. Alvin Brooks whereas a nice a decent man is simply to lazy and shiftless to expend any energy on the Gruesome Twosome. Better he should have expended more energy during his campaign and we wouldn't be where we are now...

    Oh well. Sigh!

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