ANOTHER TKC EXCLUSIVE: MAYOR FUNKHOUSER HONORED COUPLE WHO FACED INDICTMENT IN NEW JERSEY AND ALLEGEDLY HAD MAFIA TIES!!!
Mayor Funky still isn't doing his research, he still hasn't learned.
Last week the Mayor's "State of the City" speech was full of mostly BS and completely ignored crime in Kansas City . . . Or at least that's what I thought at first.
Through my awesome investigative skill (Google) . . . And the complaints of quite a few City Hall insiders it turns out that The Mayor honored somebody who was at one time thought to be connected to the mob by the authorities in New Jersey!!!
First, here's the passage from the media that simply reports the Mayor's acknowledgment.
Thursday afternoon, the mayor delivered his first State of the City address. He talked a lot about quality of life issues and introduced a Northland couple who moved to Kansas City in January from New Jersey.And then with a simple Google search you'll find that the guy was indicted in New Jersey in 2005.
The came to taste some barbeque and decided to move here and open a business.
"I think some people don't know how good it is here," Debra Engravalle said. "Because of coming from the east coast and seeing what it is back there."
Here's the heading to the details of the court case:
DIVISION OF CRIMINAL JUSTICE CHARGES NORTH JERSEY THIEVES WITH FENCING $1 MILLION IN STOLEN MERCHANDISE THROUGH UNDERCOVER STING OPERATIONHere's the guy's listing:
Operation “Enterprise” Purchased Stolen Weapons, Construction Equipment, Motorcycles, High-End Clothing & Electronics, Medical Supplies, Toys, Cosmetics, and Other Commodities...
Brokers of Stolen Goods Maintain Self-Professed Ties To North Jersey Faction of Genovese Crime Family
Daniel Engravalle, 32, 58 Alana Dr., Hawthorne, Passaic County. Charged with Count 1 - Conspiracy (2nd degree - 5-10 years/150,000 fine); Count 2 - Insurance Fraud (2nd degree - 5-10 years/150,000 fine); Count 3 - Theft by Deception (3rd degree - 3-5 years/$15,000 fine); Count 4 - Tampering With Public Records (3rd degree - 3-5 years/$15,000 fine);
UPDATE: It's them, and they even have a wedding gallery online which is cute and should give us all some insight about the difference between media glamorized depictions of life for people with alleged connections to the mob/Jersey and how they differ from reality. And for those who don't think the alleged criminal past of these people is any of our business . . . Not only is it all public record but IF the Mayor is going to use them as an example of the future he sees for Kansas City THEN how they were or weren't living large in North Jersey prior to coming here is pertinent information that the Mayor's people probably should have checked out for themselves.
I called the Mayor's office to see if they knew . . . Surprisingly, one of the Mayor's Communication people Joe Miller (my old buddy - hehe) took my call and when I asked him about it . . . He hung up on me. Luckily, I had a very intelligent person point me in the direction of Miller's latest appearance on the Walt Bodine show this morning. When asked about the inclusion of the Engravalle couple in the speech Miller said:
"I DIDN'T DO A GOOGLE SEARCH" he said and forgot to add the word "duh" to his response. He then goes on to say, "That was an addition that came in right in the last minute."
It took me approximately 2 minutes to find it. Miller then goes on to stumble over his words and then try and switch the subject to Former Mayor Kay Barnes - A tried and true tactics of all Mayor Funky supporters.
But make no mistake, this isn't speculation, the Engravalle couple were indicted and Mayor Funky's clueless staff let him get embarrassed once again.
Somebody please fire Joe Miller!!!
Honestly, I think if the Mayor switched up his communication staff once again and got rid of the most incompetent member of his office (Miller) there might be a little hope, Heaven knows I'd certainly see the Mayor's office in a different light.
What does this mean? First of all Miller seems to still be holding a grudge (unlike me) and his incompetence knows no bounds . . . Also, either the Mayor is really forgiving or he's holding up people with "self-professed mob ties" as example of the kind of folks Kansas City is trying to attract . . . Or, more likely, MAYOR FUNKY AND HIS PEOPLE HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN PROVEN LAZY WHEN IT COMES TO DOING BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR PEOPLE AFFILIATED WITH HIS ADMINISTRATION!!! He has had a year to learn and he still is so stubborn that he has yet to change . . . I'm all for forgiveness and I certainly don't think an indictment alone is enough to shun a person, but I realize that I'm a lot more understanding than most people and once again this embarrassment proves that Mayor Funky and his media people don't know what they're doing.
Aw hell.
ReplyDeleteOuch.
ReplyDeleteNice scoop T.
ReplyDeleteI hate to agree with you on this one Tony. Most of the time I believe you are being way to mean spirited.
ReplyDeleteI am a Funkhouser supporter and I think that Joe just isn't cut out for the job. I realize he has the right motives and he is a good person but most of the time he seems just flustered and out of control. He is a liability for the Mayor and I think the Mayor wouldn't have had so much trouble in the first place if he could only control Joe and Gloria.
But Funkhouser is very loyal and that's a good thing when the person you're being loyal to isn't sabotaging you.
I smell Gloria's finger prints (footprints?) all over this one again.
ReplyDeleteWhen is this guy going to get his act together?
ReplyDeleteThat Miley Cyrus is nothing but a whoo-er.
ReplyDeleteA painted jezebel Brittney-in-training.
Holy shit. I thought the biggest surprise was that their business was actually in Kansas.
ReplyDeleteThis all seems like it would make a really great movie.
The mob in Kansas I mean.
ReplyDeleteLeave Joe Miller alone. Much nicer and much more talented than you.
ReplyDeleteLeave Britney Alone!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJoe Miller too.
I like Funk, but if he's ONE thing, he's stubborn!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Funky was channelling Pendergast and said exactly what he meant, that he want's more people like these two here. Afterall KC was booming back when it had those strong mob ties.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point 5:14 but I wonder how Gloria did the channeling without her voodoo costume.
ReplyDeleteGreat story Tony. You should really go back to reporting. This was something else that nobody knew.
ReplyDeleteYOU KNOW WHAT ANY FUCKING MONKEY COULD HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS STORY. THIS DOESN'T PROVE THAT TONY IS ANY GOOD AT REPORTING IT PROVES THAT THE MAYOR HAS DIPSHITS WORKING FOR HIM.
ReplyDeleteif joe got fired who would pay for my lovin' on independences avenue?
ReplyDeleteTony you're a world class d-bag but damn if you weren't right about this one.
ReplyDeleteAnother week another screw up.. what else is new?
ReplyDeleteCould have some legs. Smells like crap. Next is the EEOC lawsuit. Man, we need some major help here. Funk_ee, you are toast. admit it and resign. Now.
ReplyDeleteSo, do you think that the sicko stories about an Ozark cabin, a pup tent, candles & incense, virginity and tamboreens has any validity? Can't wait for the discovery part of the EEOC lawsuit....
ReplyDeleteLeave Funkhouser alone!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm ... maybe you should go back to feeding me Twinkies and KFC and also get a job, Tony, so you can pay that $500 you owe some poor sap from that judgment against you on Casenet. You're not the only one who can use the Googles and the internets.
ReplyDeleteOkay, gut, I will feed you Twinkies and KFC, but I will not get a job. I'm way too much of a deadbeat ... that's why people have to take me to court to try to get money they're owed and then they still don't get it, because I'm just a bottom feeder who would rather spend my days Googling others than do something productive.
ReplyDeleteInteresting how Funk-ee cocksuckers resort to personal attacks on Tony, whenever their guy bungles another one!
ReplyDeleteTheir SOP: Blame, complain and then go onto personal attacks against those who DARE to criticize the Vulcan and his feet-ee Consort! Looks like a play book for sissyboys.
Carlito said... Great story Tony. You should really go back to reporting. This was something else that nobody knew.
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Right on! Why would we expect something like this from the lazy, out of touch overpaid Pro Funk A Dunk staff at the Kansas City Star??
Attention Mark Z-Man ---> this is what you have to work with. Any new ideas? Or you're not worried because you extracted a long term contract?
I suppose they could cut Miller loose and replace him with the Squid. She and the Funk certainly could use the extra money.
ReplyDeleteSweeeeet Jay-zuz! I gotta admit when I first read the Star's version of this story my first thought was 'hmmmm ... New Jersey ... waste disposal business ... a name that ends in a vowel? This sounds suspiciously like an episode of "The Sopranos".'
ReplyDeleteOf course I wouldn't have dared to say it out loud because I like to be, you know, politically correct and realize that the vast majority of Italian-Americans are honest, hard-working folks who probably couldn't tell the Mafia from manicotti. Well, so much for the P.C. crap.
Kudos for Tony on his scoop. (And I'm not surprised to hear Little Joe screwed up. I guess that's what the Funk gets for hiring a media person from some tragic hipster bar-rag instead of from the legitimate media.)
good job, son. good exclusive scoop. you get your reporting skills from me.
ReplyDeleteIn a johnson county magazine last year gloria bragged about her family and their empathy for the mafia. She insulted honest Italians and then took a shot at the catholic church. This couple sounds like fellow travelers for gloria. First it was the minutemen and now the mob. Funk's collection of friends like KB Winterowd, Drummond, Stretch, bill haw and now this couple looks just like the bar scene in Star Wars. Bet the star editors will not print this story.
ReplyDeleteNice story dude. I guess you can tell that funky's people are pissed.
ReplyDeleteanon 9:36... have a link to the story?
ReplyDeleteIt was in KC Magazine. They don't put their stories online. It was an interview with the Squid.
ReplyDeleteSo somebody looked up Tony on Google in order complain about Tony using Google? Only Funkhouser's people could have that kind of funked up hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteDayum, those are some messed up wedding photos. He stuck his penis in that? Willingly?
ReplyDeleteI think we're missing the point here. Funk is a good and honest man and no one should ever be allowed to disagree with him.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the bride is any big prize either.
ReplyDeleteOh man. I just listened to the Walt Bodine episode. Joe didn't even say he was wrong to mention them.
ReplyDeleteThe reporter just mentioned "hey we googled them and found out they may have mob ties. did you do a background check at all?"
Joe just goes, "no not really." I was expecting more of a "hey we shouldn't have done that" or something. I guess the mayor employees can't even admit when they make a mistake.
joe miller is not very bright. not a secret in city hall. but he is one of gloria boys.
ReplyDeleteJebus, Tony, I wouldn't f*ck Mrs. Daniel Engravalle with YOUR dick!
ReplyDeleteHere's the question of the day: If your life depended on it, who would you rather sleep with, Gloria or Mrs. Daniel Engravalle?
Yetch!
Call me crazy but I think Gloria has got it going on, but then again I'm into feet.
ReplyDeleteHey, have you sexist fuckwads taken a look at Mr. Dianel Engravalle? Sheesh. Exactly who should he be fucking? Jewel?
ReplyDeleteI knew that midwest folk were ignorant and stupid, after reading these comments I guess I can now add rude, crude, obnoxious!!
ReplyDeleteI knew that midwest folk were ignorant and stupid, after reading these comments I guess I can now add rude, crude, obnoxious!!
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Wouldn't it be a hoot if the Funk himself was one of the bloggers you are referring to. Over at Prime Buzz, someone who we think was/is his actual son got a whole bunch of posts deleted (profanity and rudeness I think but I wasn't in charge of the editing)thus confirming your thoughts and giving a boost to my surmise.
Midwest West Virginian or whatever... trailer trash is as trailer trash does. This remark pertains to Mayor Mark Funkhouser.