Hey, did you forget about the missing $80,000 worth of campaign funds from Funkhouser's coffers? I didn't. It has been one week already since the story broke and no word. Do you think one of the "regular folks" that Mayor Funky is so fond of invoking would get to go a week without explaining whereabouts of a missing 80 THOUSAND DOLLARS???!!!!
I doubt it.
Has Wayne Cauthen explained where millions of dollars have gone on the copier scandal. Has board president david smith (if that's his real name) explained where billions of school funds have gone.
ReplyDeleteNo, then shut the hell up.
Top 10 List Where the 80K went:
ReplyDelete10. Gloria needed some Herbal Life.
09. Gloria bet on San Diego to beat New England.
08. Paid staff member 80K for calling her "Mammy"
07. Was handed out to people to be gloria's friends.
06. Gloria wanted to be "secret" Santa and handed out $100 dollars bill in the Northland.
5. Paid a photo 80K for bikini pics of Donna Pitman..so local bloggers would temporarily forget about Funk.
ReplyDelete4.A cool 10k for Frances to walk on by and treat the boys at the Minutemen convention to a bunch of nice cool drinks.
ReplyDeleteNutter called Funkhouser yesterday (on Nutter's 80TH birthday) to read the Mayor the riot act about the $80,000 embarrassment. Funkhouser took the call in Washington DC and then put the phone in his pocket and told Gloria that "the old man is a bastard this is my office."
ReplyDeleteEveryone talks now
Gloria was going to surprise the Westside with some new signs saying , "América aspira México es mejor."
ReplyDeleteBut thePaintman ruined the surprise.
3. Spent the money on more pillows for thepaintmant to bite on.
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