I recently stumbled across an interesting item:
KCPT is auctioning off breakfast with Mayor Funkhouser.
And since I'm the greatest, most relentless and gully of all the Mayor's critics I think it would only be appropriate if one of the rich d-bags in this town won the action and gave the prize to TKC in order to benefit the entire City.
I'm sure our early morning conversation would be interesting.
I'd ask him how he slept and and if Gloria's feet haunt his dreams.
I'd ask him to pass the coffee and then account for the missing 80k.
Maybe I'd order the "Moons over My Hammy" and then tell him I said "Hammy" not "Mammy" . . .
The possibilities are endless and so far the bidding is only up to $130.
So give a gift to all of Kansas City and help to arrange a meeting with the Mayor that doesn't include an excruciating amount of ass kissing.
Breakfast with TKC is an option that most sensible women don't want to contemplate but forcing the mayor to share his morning meal with TKC could be one of the greatest insults directed at the guy since somebody listed a Bigfoot sighting in Brookside.
KCPT is not alone but I have always thought that selling access to the mayor and/or other elected officials really reeks of corruption.
ReplyDeleteDan on Gone Mild will probably buy it in order to make sure no one who does not worship the co-mayors can come in contact with them. I am sure that Kool Aid will be served.
Isn't it amazing that we all assume SHE will be at the breakfast? Hopefully it will be at a restaurant where shoes are required.
ReplyDeleteI dare you to have breakfast with him, there's no way you would ever ask any of those questions. You would feel intimidated, chat with him, then leave and make up a bunch of crap to post on the Internet.
ReplyDeleteYoung Andrew, PLEASE don't make me smack you in public.
ReplyDeleteSo far you've been given a pass from TKC because you're young, dumb and in college.
I know you're whole family has a problem keeping their mouth shut (mine does too) but since you're benefiting from white privilege, you're Dad's new job courtesy of Yael Abouhalkah at The Star and a new book contract for Mayor Funky you might just want to keep your thoughts on the down low and concentrate on your studies.
One last thing . . . I don't feel out of line writing this since my Mom is often a topic of discussion on this blog . . . Tell your mom to put some damn shoes on.
One more last thing . . . Since you're defending Mom and Dad. By any chance did they tell you where the Missing 80K worth of campaign funds went?
i'll send you fifty dollars to have breakfast with funk..i'm sure you'll ask whatever u want.
ReplyDeletep.s. are there any auctions for breakfast with Donna pitman
why does andrew not take dad's funky last name?
ReplyDeleteanonymous..because we know who wears the pants in the house and its name isn't Funkhouser..
ReplyDeletethe money is hidden in the cake
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