Breaking News!!! Herm is a horrible play caller. Also, the Pitch decided to phone it in on Thanksgiving week.

The most exciting detail the Pitch could uncover this week was that Herm doesn't pray to win games even though he brings a priest to practice sometimes in order to take Communion. WOW! (forgive me for foregoing the Priest Holmes pun) . . . Not a single mention of the guy's buddy/buddy relationship with King Carl and only passing reference to this season's display of incompetence . . . By the way, Alternative Print Media is CampKC or EKC or any local blog of your choice that can still take a chance when it comes to people in power. On a final note, Now that Jen Chen isn't writing Night Ranger . . . Charles Ferruzza is the only reason to think of picking up the rag . . . Heaven help them when the guy figures out how to write a blog and that the management at New Times/Village Voice Media is much too conservative to ever promote him up the ladder. (ouch - No homo!)