The Stupid Broads at The Star would be better off working a stripper pole

Ugh, I take a few hours off in order to mow my (mom') lawn, pay a few bills and lose money day trading on the Internet and the whole world goes crazy.

Actually, it was was a pretty slow news day so it's not like missed much. However, it's nice to see that the women at The Star keep me inspired.

You might remember yesterday TKC tore apart DeeAnn Smith and made her cry at her desk (according to unsubstantiated rumors I just made up) because her writing just stunk like a news release from The Funky Administration.

Well, Today Lindsay Hanson - who is probably a woman or at least writes like one - proves she doesn't know anything about the Internet.

Apparently, there's a slight stink over racist comments at Funk's Front Porch. The Mayor's PR blog.

Hanson writes the following without looking at the address bar of her browser like a typical clueless broad on the Internet:

As a forum hosted by a government entity, neither he nor his staff can delete comments unless they go off topic.

And then she goes on to write some BS about The Star's comment policy which requires you to sacrifice your first born child to The Editorial Board and support whatever tax they're backing as they spam you using your registration info as they've done in the past in support of The Stadium Tax.

Well, if she understood the Internets she may have noticed that Funk's PR Blog is hosted BY TYPEAD.

Therefore none of her B.S. applies and TKC is still the best place to post your racist tirades directed against me - because a huge multi-national conglomerate pays me 10 dollars every time you leave a nasty remark about me or my family . . . I'm told the information is used as marketing research for programmers of late night TV and medial research studies aimed at keeping old, poor, racist white men alive longer.

Also, you might want to read "An Army of Davids" in order to see how the distinctions between a professional journalist and blogger or even message board poster are being torn down as we speak.