I'm gonna guess this is what the end of civilization looks like: Grill robbery in KC



Why, oh why do people wear these stupid things in their teeth? It's sad because the best sign that you have a lot of cash is if your teeth are straight and white like chiclets.

Anyway, this story about a robbery of a store selling grills in KC is pretty good:
A man and woman have been charged in connection with a robbery where sets of gold teeth were stolen and an employ was injured.

According to court documents, the pair is alleged to have entered a store at 5309 Bannister that sells gold teeth, or "grills," and stole over $700 in cash from the register along with three sets of gold teeth valued at $3,000.

Authorities said during the robbery, Proctor is alleged to have shot the store employee in the back.
On the bright side, I guess the whole grill phenomenon is a lot brighter than the gold rope chains that were all the rage when I was a kid . . . Now, if you're not going to rob the store which sells this kind of nonsense directly, you'll have to touch some guy's nasty dental work in order to rob of him of his "hood" social status.

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  1. Aren't those urban youths just incorrigible? I'm celebrating their diversity .

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  2. Up top. Wear not where.

    I live out that way and they sell them at the gas stn. I think it was $50. I doubt they lost $3000. Maybe.....the gas stn one wasn't gold?????

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  3. All this grill talk reminds me that we haven't done kabobs outside in a while.

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