(un)Safety Dance

The following story about Kansas City drunk chicks hit by their own car while dancing in the street tells all you need to know about night life in Kansas City: It's fun, whimsical, deadly and inhabited by dumbasses.

Investigators said the woman driving the car got out along with a passenger and started dancing. Officers said the car was not in park and started to roll. The car hit the women.

A passenger in the back seat jumped into the driver's seat and stopped the car.

An officer on patrol spotted the accident and stopped to help.

Police said the woman driving the car ran off. The passenger was taken to a hospital with head injuries.

Investigators said alcohol was likely involved in the accident.

And while I hope the chick that was hit by the car is fine . . . I wouldn't blame the accident completely for diminished mental capacity.

UPDATE: Yeah, yeah I'm aware of the "ghost ride the whip" reference but I hate mentioning crap like that . . .