A recent scientific and completely unbiased sample of TKC readers overwhelming voted for the Mayor's wife to keep her shoes on during business hours at City Hall.
By a 4 to 1 margin TKC readers provided a mandate for this site to continue to pick on the Mayor's wife until she either publicly apologizes for putting her toes in plain sight at City Hall or maybe just until she accepts an endorsement deal from a local women's shoe retailer.
Anyway, while KC voters never intended to give the lady such a prominent and unprecedented position in this City's corridors of power . . . With this vote, a representative and scientific sampling of Kansas Citians have proclaimed their opposition to Ms. Squitiro's disgraceful lack of decorum and her distasteful lack of respect of this town's highest office.
So, while a not so insignificant number of people might think this issue is no big deal, it's clear that everyone else believes that Ms. Squitiro's feet are so disgusting that they represent and affront not only to Democracy but also to every good thing about Kansas City.
So, put some shoes on lady!!!
I'd like to conduct my own poll: How many readers think Gloria should only put on some shoes after Tony puts a muzzle on himself?
ReplyDeleteI bet more people wish that the mayor's office staff would get cleaned up from a weekend of buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on Ebay and get to work rather than defending Gloria's unclean and unprofessional ways on the blogs.
ReplyDeleteOr, based on the goofy way you approach government, maybe not?
Maybe the city would be better off if you just plopped in another pirated Star Wars DVD and made Wookie noises at home all week.
Bunch of nerds!
Ignorance is Strength
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Funkhouser is Reform
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Tony is having another foot fetish day. I thinking you love Gloria's feet. Maybe she would let you cut her toe nails.
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