A special shoutout to a tipster who sent this link my way . . . The story isn't all that amazing but the headline writer had an interesting take on a recent Royals game. And while some folks think the text might be distasteful or more then a handful . . . I advise you to dig deep (ew) and realize that even sports reporters get bored . . . Also, we all know that the Royals lick ass but this is just ridiculous . . . Anyway, here's the headline:
That's right, and I'm not making this up . . .
Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels' Colon
That's what sportswriters across the country note about our beloved losers . . . It's just embarrassing that Kansas City's baseball team is soooooo bad (How bad are they?) that they bring to mind sexual degradation. Too bad that this kind of talk isn't just confined to the stands anymore . . . Now it's out in the open, and we're going to have to deal with it . . . Like a ghey son . . . Which doesn't really involve changing anything but maybe just saying that we love them anyway no matter the initial embarrassment of watching them wear leather pants . . . Or something like that.
So if the Royals win will the headline read "Angels' Colon Pounded By Royals?" Fair is fair.
ReplyDeleteI would write more. I mean seriously. These things write themselves...
Ah haha ... that's awesome
ReplyDeleteAwsome? Some people are easily amused.
ReplyDeleteHere are some more headlines and contingencies that are even more awesome than the stuff that TKC posts:
ReplyDeleteRoyals Get To Angels' Colon Early
Angels' Colon Gives Up Runs
Angels' Colon Cannot Stand Royal Onslaught
Royals Handle Angels' Colon
Angels' Colon No Match For Sweeney's Bat