I came across this link earlier: "34 Reasons Why Readers Unsubscribe from Your Blog." Reason number 35 is that you shouldn't give a rat's ass considering how easy it is to game any app that keeps web stats . . . From Youtube view counts to Bloglines subscriber numbers, making stuff up is just a click away. That's why Perez Hilton has 225 something bloglines subscribers and 8 million visitors every day and that liberal douche Atrios has 10,000 people signed up to his feed . . . Right. Anyway, I don't care much about Kansas City today but there should be some posts forthcoming. Also, I love you and you're sexy. Don't let anybody tell you different.
Oh, and one last thing before I dig up an ass load of links (no homo) I'm not kidding about this . . . I completely support Mel Solomon and Beth Gottstein for City Council even though I still have apprehension about staying in Iraq and incurring Iran into our War of Terror in order to support the State of Israel. Anyway, Mazel Tov! No joke. They seem pretty well qualified and why not, after moving out to JoCo it's actually nice that Jewish people and Tall Israelis with money are moving back to Kansas City after a stint in the suburbs. This time around I'm sure they won't panic because of all the minorities (i.e. brown people) they moved away from . . . Damn, I'm trying not to end this post on a down note.
Favorite new(ish) show:
The Sarah Silverman program and her many awesome anti-Mexican jokes:
Programming note: All posts regarding Beth Gottstein will now be accompanied by a borrowed photo of Sarah Silverman instead of Parker Posey. Reason: More funny poses and I guess it's more appropriate.
New Slogan: Don't Gamble on your choice for the 4th District. Vote Beth!
sarah silverman has one fat ass and thighs like a battleship. plus, she's not funny..a whiney ass bitch that couldn't get liad even from a mexican.
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ReplyDeleteShe smells like latka's too, and I heard she is of the Jewish persuasion.
ReplyDeleteHer jokes are funny for a 5 minute clips, but by the end of Jesus is Magic you can see the punch lines coming like a ship in the night.
love,
gorilla the desperado