I've been watching "The L Word" too much

Reading this rough and somewhat intriguing instance of a local woman named Cherry charged with forcible sodomy for allegedly using a wooden hairbrush to attack her sleeping friend the only thought in my mind is how they are going to reenact this scene with hot ass Jennifer Beals and one of those other broads on The L Word.

Seriously, a great portion of my weekends over the past month have been devoted to watching this Lesbian soap opera drama with my girlfriend (Screw you Netflix). At first I was a bit hesitant but I didn't realize how many gully sex scenes the show would host. Later, I was a bit concerned that my lady was a bit "too interested" in the hijinx of the upper class carpet cleaners (I mean, it's fun to watch but with surprisingly little payoff) but I think she's smart enough to know that the average Lesbian isn't that hot or rich or devoid of flannel shirts and a mullet . . . At least I hope not or it's back to buying and reheating my own fast food again.