Today's example of sexually frustrated headline writers at The Star

Apparently, they are making s'mores at The Zoo for some kind of lame celebration that won't come anywhere near earning back the cash that the money pit siphons away from this town . . . Yet the following headline is how some pervy guy, it's always a guy, decided to describe the event:

Holiday at the zoo Sticky and wild fun

Sorry, when I think "sticky and wild fun" I'm not thinking about the Zoo. And, on second thought, that's kind of gross if it's a bestiality reference for some kid's event . . . But that's probably just my mind that "went there" while thinking about all of the uncomfortable explanations that I get to hear when parents try to explain away the debauchery that's usually taking place amongst the monkeys.