Probably all B.S., but damn!

Via Dethroner.

WARNING: Once you start reading this sick bastard's list of sexual conquests on Craigslist, you'll never be able to stop.

Yet, most links pointing this list won't point out an essential truth about human nature: Men always exaggerate while women always under-report their sexual exploits. For my part, I almost never want to hear a dude talk about his conquests but I can't get enough when some broad finally admits what a skank she is . . . Also, because I care about your relationship I've devised a handy chart so that men will know what women are really talking about when they report the details of their sex lives:

"We just made out" = "Everything but intercourse (probably intercourse)"
"We're just friends" = "I'm considering (and probably have had) sex with him"
"She's so cute" = "I'm a lesbian"
"He's hawt" = "Your beer gut is becoming a problem"
"I'm going out with the girls" = "I'm cheating on you"