A lot of people ask me: "Tony, is Mexico really so bad that it seems that their entire populace is sneaking across the border to escape?"
And then I say: "Who in the Hell are you? How the Hell am I supposed to know that? The only time I've ever been to Mexico was to go to Cancun in order to get drunk, watch young white chicks act like the dirty skanks they pretend not to be Stateside and smoke Cuban cigars. Why won't you let me eat my burrito in peace? Go Away!"
However, I should note that the situation in Oaxaca, Mexico is looking even more bleak which means that you can probably dock your maid a couple of days wages if she's late this morning.
A few people in KC (who probably have bad tattoos) are planning on noting the crisis today:
Kansas Mutual Aid and the Cross Border Network are having a protest and meeting at the Mexican Consoluate in Kansas City at 3:30pm. Four will go inside for a meeting at 4pm.While I'm not sure these protests do any good I think it's wonderful that liberal white people start yelling at the Mexicans in order prevent a Conservative monopoly of the practice. I wonder if the Mexican government officials will be able to tell the difference? Probably not, I'm guessing they'll be too busy applying for American citizenship. Power to the Pocho!
I guess the only way to find out is to wait and find out. If they have another civil war, we'll know.
ReplyDeleteMexicans are almost as good at civil wars as nortreamericanos, so if they have kept up their skills, we can just sit back and watch the good times roll. How could it affect us, anyway?
Whose burritos do you like best, Tony? I was fond of Sol Ateca before they became whatever they are now, but there's this great little place on, what, Roanoke and SW Boulevarde that's got the great food.