There is no way to win at a local casino

Even if you beat the horrible odds, even if you avoid the many skanks at the place who may or may not have herpes, even if you resist the temptation to grab the cleavage of the cocktail waitresses and then get thrown out . . . Odds are you still won't make it home safely with any of the casino's cash because of the people in this town who are eager to take your winnings from you. Recently, a local man was shot in the head after a he told some broad that he took down a 10k pot from a local casino. And of course his neighbors didn't see anything. Clearly, this is yet another example of why almost every big gambler is a loser and why you shouldn't talk about money with women.