Talking Trash

Old and busted: Paying attention to what you're doing. New Hotness: Being too busy to get off the damn phone while robbing a bank.

Cell phones while driving? Fine, be a jerk and don't cry when you back over a little kid. A cell phone conversation during dinner? I'd rather not talk anyway and ignoring your conversation is just as good as pretending to listen to you. And as far as young women imitating Paris Hilton and talking on the cell phone during sex . . . Great, whatever you have to do to find a happy place. But dammit there is a line.

While taking someone's money, they deserve your full attention. Some things are just too rude to ignore. It's just wrong to be preoccupied while stealing from someone. You didn't see Dillinger carrying on like some school girl when he was taking care of business. Nope, this is just bad form and even more proof that Americans have become arrogant while stealing. Remember, this country was founded by people ripping up treaties with BOTH HANDS.