Shannon Wilkinson was recently arrested after police found her passed out drunk behind the wheel of a running vehicle with her two young children strapped inside.
Because suburban, WASPy, JoCo white folks come from a culture I don't understand, someone snitched on her at the grocery store instead of actually helping her out and her kids were picked up safely after the arrest. Seems like her biggest problem is multi-tasking - which I never believed in - And somehow this story is comforting and not scary at all as far as I'm concerned. Nice to know there's still a drunk chick lurking inside even the most modest JoCo housewife.
Here's another photo of the broad that might evoke a compassionate response:
As if white women didn't have enough sympathy already.
you didn't read the further investigations. Apparently an unidentified black man snuck in the car and forced her to get drunk then took her purse.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is demented, but if she were black, brown, red, or yellow I'm GUARANTEEING that she wouldn't have gotten the high end Glamour Shots package. White people love retaking their mug shots. "Wait, just gimme a chance to sober up"--Mel Gibson
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand they prefer to make non-ghostfaced people look like deranged beasts.
About her compatriates...white people only stick together when it comes to denying minorities and/or poor people a fair chance. Get caught hammered you're on your own. That makes me smile.
This is going to make PTA meetings a little uncomfortable.
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