Panties are a science

I've always been a fan of small businesses in Kansas City but it's nice to see someone pay as much attention to women's underwear as I do.

I've never heard of Scientific Panty before but I really like the name and that fact that the place inhabits the old firestation number 31 in the center of KCMO seems pretty cool as well . . . But that's still not as gully as women's panties (in my mouth).

The local business even has a "panty manifesto" that outlines their philosophy. I wrote something like that in about 8th grade and I was suspended for it. Actually, I think that it's important to note that I'm more concerned with getting the panties off the women folk (for greater comfort!) but I guess you could still call it a shared interest anyway.

In other news, this local biz is putting together a meet and greet for mayoral candidate Henry Klein, who doesn't have a chance. Today the proprietor sent out a mass mail and a link to Klein's website. For an upcoming party in support for the guy and offering a chance to ask him questions.

Here is the listing for the event:

Saturday Evening
September 23
5-8 pm
4518 Troost Avenue
Kansas City, MO

They're asking for 20 bucks as a suggested donation. It's not mandatory but I think if I'm gonna dish out any money in an underwear store, I'm gonna have to ask to see the broad's panties.