Because I don't have any friends in the real world



Yeah, I'm trying out this new myspace thing that all of the young folk are talking about . . . So where do I sign up for all of the barely legal sex with 19 year-old ladies?

Nah, I just wanna be friends.

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  1. Welcome to your new child porn/deviant sex/people not quite right in the head space. I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.
    But I think you're right on with Louis Diugood (whatever) and Steve Penn.
    Shred all the pervs that try to become your friends.

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  2. Myspace is so lame. Welcome to last year Tony. (PS... please add me as your friend).

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