An article so ghey you might get syphilis from reading it

Charles Ferruzza relives all of the ghey old times at the various locations of Ray's KC porn shack. Apparently, Ray's on Main recently closed but I haven't paid for porn since 1997 so I had no idea. Anyway, the article is a great read but misleading because it refers to nasty, sinful the ghey sex without calling it by name. Obviously, if women were to have sex at porn theaters with no commitments or questions . . . I'd be there right now. So I guess this was a column reminiscing about the "good old days" of promiscuous the ghey sex and (thankfully) I couldn't relate. Also, I feel like I should get some kind of the ghey pride t-shirt for reading the article if only to distribute to all (3) of my loft and condo readers who regularly come here for abuse.

Also, the article refers to several fellow the ghey journalists who had "experience" with the place and Ferruzza drops a lot of hints, but I'm to scared to bend over and pick them up.

Oops, almost forgot (not really).

No homo.