I'm continually surprised that so many of you read what I have to type but I was recently gratified to see that some guy took the time and trouble to send me some bad photoshop in an effort to shut me up. It won't work but I appreciate the thought. Here's a slightly more colorful version of the Power & Light plans:
Also, I don't know if this is racist (I doubt it. Thankfully I don't see OJ . . . MJ. . . Charo) or just poorly executed but the e-mail was nice enough so I'll just post it because it still makes me feel a little better than what the Cordish Company came up with. In any event, thanks to whoever sent this my way.
Also, I don't know if this is racist (I doubt it. Thankfully I don't see OJ . . . MJ. . . Charo) or just poorly executed but the e-mail was nice enough so I'll just post it because it still makes me feel a little better than what the Cordish Company came up with. In any event, thanks to whoever sent this my way.
Not bad! But they missed a few downtown regulars.
ReplyDeleteLike the guy old with the long, bleached-blond hair who wears heavy eye makeup, walks dogs, and wear his coat when it's 100 fucking degrees.
Or the guy who stops every half block and talks in numbers for 10 minutes like he's calling in GPS coordinates for some alien airstrike.
Or the short little bow-legged beggar who I have seen for the last 30 years "trying to raise a down-payment on a cheeseburger".
I guarantee you that everyone of them and everyone they know will be heading for that "target rich environment".
It will be easy for JoCos (the targeted demographic for this boondoggle) to find the Power and Light District...just follow the smell of booze and urine.
Can't miss it.