TKC wouldn't dare pick a fight with the local Tall Israelis but Mel Solomon's fundraising is meshuga
Here's hoping that nobody knows the secret location of my underground lair (read: mom's basement) but I have some (publicly available) info that calls into question the secret relationship between the Tall Israelis in the Golden Ghetto (JoCo) and politics in Kansas City proper. Nope, I'm not good enough to come across this myself but I have tipsters out there who are every bit as clever as the Mossad. By the way, did you see Spielberg's Munich? It was really good, those guys are tough and I wish I could sign up but I doubt I could convert. And even if I did I think I'd still keep a crucifix under my bed and wink at it every now and then just to flip out my Jewish wife. Also, if I converted to Judaism I wonder who I would root for when I saw movies like "The Passion of The Christ" or "The Nativity Story" . . . I'm not sure but I probably wouldn't feel guilty about eating popcorn during those kind of flicks anymore.
Anyway, there are two other headlines I was considering as alternatives to the one I posted:
Tall Israelis run KC politics
OR
KC 4th District Candidate Mel Solomon spends most of his time in JoCo
So here's the deal: Solomon recently spent campaign money to attend a "community event" called the "HBHA Dinner." The HBHA is The Hyman Brand Hebrew Academy and it's located in Overland Park.
So my question is: Why is a KC politico reaching into his campaign coffers in order to go out to Overland park? Is he fundraising? If so, what are the Overland Park folks going to want in return and why should the people in the 4th District support somebody whose allegiances lie with a community that gave up on KC a long time ago? Also, I'd like a good recipe for Matzah ball soup.
One last thing, check out Solomon's list of contributors for a good laugh. Lots of interesting names that also include real estate/advertising/money man Ray Braswell who is busy "developing" KC right out of your price range.
You anti Jew fuck.
ReplyDeleteBefore we break open Tony's pinata ass with the anti-semetic stick I think it's only fair to note that this post made me laugh my ass off. Oy.
ReplyDeleteSilly blogger. Jews haven't given up on KC. Who else are you going to find to run the banks and media?
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with every word taht Tony says. You hick fucks, you don't even know who I am.
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ReplyDeleteGood one Tony!
ReplyDeleteNice to know you can spend campaign dollars on fancy dinners. What next? A trip to the Grammys?
ReplyDeleteGood job Tony.
ReplyDeleteThis ring! This ring was five more that I could have saved! I could have done more!
ReplyDeleteTony, love the blog but don't dig the overt racism of that term of "tall Israeli." I know you mean at is a joke (like all the other jokes on this blog) but there are folks out there that read this and actually nod their heads in agreement. Do we really need to feed the beast like that?
ReplyDeleteI could give Solomon a pass had he spent his campaign $$ at a fundraiser for the University Academy, a Kansas City (4th district)charter school with a mission to provide a safe, quality education to poor kids in state of the art facilities (a school founded and primarily funded by a Jewish family - perhaps you've heard of the Helzbergs?). However - he spent it to attend a snooty, private school fund raiser that happens to specialize in educating well-to-do Jewish kids in JoCo! That's not a community event as stated on his disclosure -- it's a photo opp for the Independent!
ReplyDeleteSolomon has become the joke of the blogosphere. How many dumbass things has he done and the campaign isn't really going yet? Plus the guy is like 80 years old and the election is next spring. Will he even live long enough to take his beating on election day?
ReplyDeleteYou spic!
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha, don't get mad...just kidding.
Ask and you shall receive, you bastard! Note the part about the 1 inch balls. It's appropriate for you!
ReplyDelete* 1/2 cup matzo meal
* 1/2 tsp. salt
* 1/8 tsp. pepper
* 1/8 tsp. garlic powder
* 1 egg plus 2 egg whites
* 2 tbsp. club soda (or ginger ale)
* 1 tsp. vegetable oil
* 1 tbsp. minced dill
* 2 1/2 quarts salted water
1. Combine matzo meal, salt, pepper and garlic powder in a bowl. Add egg, egg whites, club soda, oil and dill; mix well. Cover and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
2. In a large pot, bring salted water to a boil. Wet your hands and shape mixture into 1 inch balls. Drop matzo balls into boiling water, cover tightly and simmer for 45 to 50 minutes. Remove from water with a slotted spoon and transfer to chicken soup or vegetable broth.
Yield: 12 matzo balls. These may be frozen in soup, or on a cookie sheet and then transferred to a plastic freezer bag. Reheat them right in the soup!
Can I use campaign funds to buy the ingredients?
ReplyDeleteSolomon entrenched himself in the Jamie Metzl campaign so he could get access to Jamie's contributors. Look at his past reports and all the Johnson County Metzl money he's pulling in.
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Upper left corner of the pic. Look at him salivating. I think he sees a contributor list on the podium!
Solomon has also taken money from Dick King, Mr. TIF himself. He's also picked up money from Ollie Gates.
ReplyDeleteIt's not hard to see who is going to be pulling the strings if this guy gets elected.