Animals have the right to be shot

In one of the greatest bits of news of all time, Fox 4 reports that hunters could soon use their bows to track down deer in some Kansas City parks. Apparently, there is an overpopulation of deer in Tiffany Springs Park and Riverfront Park and local authorities are on the cusp of considering a legal bow hunt. I know that I'm considering getting one of those insane hunting cross bows if this thing goes down and it might be worth the risk of being the first Chicano killed by a stray arrow in order to hunt for something other than poon tang within the city limits. Now, if only somebody could work to classify cats as a smaller and more annoying member of the deer family.