Recently, The New York Times referenced KC's murder rate in an article on the subject of nationwide homicide trends. Apparently, people with low self-esteem and small penises are very volatile if they aren't paid the proper amount of respect. Kansas City's top cop attests:
Chief Corwin of Kansas City said that in the hardest-hit neighborhoods, people had explained it as a "lack of hope." "If I don't have skills, I don't have training, my socioeconomic situation looks desperate, do I really have hope?" he said. "I think that ties into the anger. If the only thing I have is my respect, that's what I carry on the street. If someone disrespects me, they've done the ultimate to me."This is ground breaking news because it clearly demonstrates that Black guys don't have the biggest dicks given that the behavior described above can only be attributed to small peni. Because sometimes I actually take the time to listen to women (for five minutes after an orgasm), I've heard that Chinese guys are actually endowed with the largest wangs but don't like to brag about it. This not only explains their large population but also provides an explanation of why a grown man would drive a Honda Civic hatchback.
As far as "respect" is concerned, I think Corwin is closer to the mark when he mentions money . . . people without money are pissed and ready to kill for nothing and people with money obviously have something to lose. In my opinion this is reflected in the completely corrupt and worthless culture of mainstream cRap music that has been adopted by so many poor Blacks and whites along with rich white kids who have money for counseling. However, I won't go as far as to say that cRap music is why so many Black people in this city have killed each other at a record pace but I will note that it has provided the soundtrack. Also, somebody may want look into the fact that illegal guns are as prevalent as chewing gum in this country . . . but I'm not trying to solve the city's problems on this page, I'm merely making jokes . . . like this city's PR inspired solution to this problem.
"The Silence is killing us"
Ugh. That's the trouble with politicians, they think that a press release will solve everything.
Many thanks to local blog "Happy in Bag" for the link.
I would suggest that if you have no skills, no training, and your socioeconomic situation is bleak, that you lose the baggy pants that require one hand to constantly hold up, get rid of the do-rag and the bling and get a job that doesn't require any skills or training.
ReplyDeleteLike McDonalds. Or 7-11. Whatever it takes. Over time you acquire skills and training and you get better jobs. And so on, and so on.
Then you can take pride in the fact that you are earning your way honestly.
I know some feel that working such jobs is "beneath them". I got news for you...if you don't have a job, you don't know how to read and you are living with your mommy, you're selling drugs and robbing people, the only thing "beneath" you is a grave or a concrete cell floor.
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
For the record, this "get a job, any job" advice also applies to lazy, white, tatooed, overly-pierced, orange-mohawk-wearin' white folk. Get that metal shit outta yo face! Freaks!
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