Personal body care nirvana . . . coming soon to Oak Park Mall

I have only used lotion when I masturbate. I have no idea why women go crazy for the stuff. This post provides a few clues and tells of another store hocking this crap soon to make an appearance in KC.

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  1. Like I wrote to my good buddy, Nick: the difference between KC's current offerings and getting a new Sephora is the difference between a 1976 Playboy you found in the garage and the El Paso Pornatorium. It's all about quality and selection. And, well, things that help you masterbate. (They have really good lotions there.)

    Oh, and thanks for the link. As always, you rock.

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