A Helping Hand

If you're thinking about doing something nice for somebody don't bother giving a stripper or a hooker (same thing) an extra 20 bucks. Instead you could help out The Good Samaritan Project. Local blogger Doug describes the damage to the organization's office by both fire and firefighters.

One of the most amazing aspects of the whole tragedy was the firefighters.....hysterical ! ! ! Not only did the entire KCFD show up (seriously, 4 trucks and 16 fighters for an office dumpster/deck fire). Anyway, these guys obviously hadn't been called on in a while and had some serious pent up aggression and boredom. These dudes went total commando, axing up and demolishing everything in sight. Just knocking out and soaking everything, they were like kids let out for recess after being chained down at their desks all day. They did more damage than the fire did ! ! !

Obviously, they need your help and it's for a good cause . . . Unlike most of the other crap you buy, contributing to this cause might actually work toward silencing the voice of that dead hooker that's in your head constantly driving you crazy and making every second of your life racked with guilt, remorse and anger . . . But maybe that's just me. Forget I mentioned it. In fact, you better forget it if you know what's good for you and for heaven's sake stay away from my backyard with that shovel.

(Kidding, there is no way I would ever kill a hooker. They couldn't make any money for me if they were dead. However, if you see a ho walking around with a limp don't ask me any questions.)