The Chiefs are on the warpath!

You can always tell that Chiefs are preparing for a big game when they start (allegedly) smacking the shit out of their women in preparation for the event.

Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle Lional Dalton was in police custody Friday morning in Gardner.

Overland Park police arrested him shortly after 1:30 a.m.

Authorities booked him into the Johnson County jail on suspicion of domestic battery after an alleged incident involving his estranged wife.

I only wonder how much this pre-game ritual helps. I'm sure that estranged wives can be fierce but they're probably nothing compared to a 300lb NFL offensive lineman. We'll see on Sunday, when I'm betting that the Chiefs will get tossed around like a crazed beeatch asking for alimony.

Additionally, I feel like Greg Reeves over at Crime Scene KC for posting this photo of a Black guy accused of wrongdoing. However, I'll try to justify it by saying that the only color really important to the Chiefs is green. Nullus.