The Clash

There is a growing controversey that development (of goofy ass French provincial townhouses) will clash with the spartan design of the BMA tower. $8.2 million in precious tax credits hangs in the balance as the Missouri State Historic Preservation Office says they weren't even informed of that aspect of the project.

In the end, this small debate will probably be resovled with some kind of kickback or extra meeting. The current construction boom in KC has taught us all that if you have enough money, you can build anything in this town. If a construction company stroked the right politicians they could plant a condo in your mother's ass if they wanted to . . . Actually, that's not a bad idea. I've been there and it has a great view, it's cozy with a suprising amount of closet space.

They call it progress: A series of gaudy luxury townhomes will replace the site that KC once used for hot, illicit gay sex. Ironically, I'm sure the gaudy townhomes are sure to host just as many dicks.