Your eyes say yes

I have a hard time explaining why I don’t use public transportation. There are local bloggers like Heidi who set a good example by walking everywhere and make it hard to justify my gas guzzling ways. But look closely into the crazy eyes of this man who is accused of raping a pregnant woman at an East side bus stop and therein lies the answer to how I can easily say: Screw the environment. Sorry, I’d rather stay in my car, lock the doors, hope the cops don’t search for my gun and turn the radio up real loud while playing something embarrassing like Air Supply as I do my part to choke us all with carbon dioxide while opening up that hole in the ozone like the legs of a Westport skank on Chief's game night.

KC MAX (and the reemergence of the metro) could be a good idea, it very well may be the future of KC mass transportation but I think it’s unfortunate that the public is forced to choose between saving the planet or riding with a merciless rapist.

And while you wouldn’t know it by just looking at him, heck you wouldn’t guess it while waiting for your stop in an isolated part of town but Randy Cooper, the accused crazy eyed jerk in question, is quick on his feet and quite the problem solver when it comes to the pleas of his alleged victims.

The woman said she told Cooper she was homeless, then he allegedly took her to a home and raped her.

In the final analysis, as long as this country has the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons, the best army and Britney Spears I don’t think there is any need to conserve fossil fuel no matter what the President says. Let the Chinese and the Indians (dots not feathers) go back to riding bikes and scooters. Conservation is really just a giant cop-out and a veiled admission that the terrorists are winning. If we are truly waging an effective war against terrorism than the free flow of oil (all I care about) shouldn’t be hindered. And I believe that we must win the war against terror in the Middle East because it’s clear that we can’t control the terrorists in this country.