Ugh. Woke up a little late (or early depending how you look at it) today. Yesterday my girlfriend said the funniest, nastiest thing in the world to me: “I did laundry today but I didn’t wanna wash my sheets because they smell like you.”
Then I said, “That’s sweet. What do I smell like?”
“I don’t know . . . maybe pizza, Dr. Pepper and ass.”
She paused for a moment and then offered, “Yeah. I think I’ll go ahead and wash them right now.”
Then I said, “That’s sweet. What do I smell like?”
“I don’t know . . . maybe pizza, Dr. Pepper and ass.”
She paused for a moment and then offered, “Yeah. I think I’ll go ahead and wash them right now.”
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