Get a Jorb

The job market in KC sucks. Here’s proof:

The Kansas City area's employment growth from June 2004 to June 2005 ranks No. 51 among 87 metropolitan areas with more than 250,000 jobs . . . The Kansas City area has an employment index of negative 0.69, indicating a sluggish job market.

However, this study fails to indicate the “jobs” provided by strippers, escorts, street whores, chubby drunk chicks and female TV news personalities. Word is, those “jobs” (rim, hand and what not) are moving along at a steady pace for those in possession of a nice car, 401k or big hands. Sadly, if employment numbers continue to look grim, many of KC’s men will also be looking for odd “jobs” in order to sustain themselves.