One Woman's Evolution

(She's a cave woman. If you were wondering.)

My Dad owns probably one of the best lines known to mankind. Here it is, my gift to you: "There is nothing worse than a reformed whore. A whore who gets religion."

The current issue of The Pitch uncovers the sordid past of one of the main players in the Kansas Evolution debate. Here's a sexy excerpt:

She wanted to expand her modeling portfolio, maybe land some jobs. She'd met a photography instructor who had offered to shoot her. During the shoot, she let go of her inhibitions and posed nude.

"I felt beautiful," she writes. "Once he described a pose he was looking for ... a hustler, erotic-type position. I hit it perfectly while he snapped away with his camera and cheered my performance. I felt vexed ... undone ... I quickly moved to another pose ... and never produced that type of look again."

It gets better. In this harrowing scene, she actually asks God to help her be more thoughtful with her vagina.

"Every Sunday I went to the altar with a broken heart and begged for strength to quit 'fooling around.' I would emerge with smeared makeup and a swollen face but determined to stay strong ... which lasted until Friday night's date when both our desires started screaming for attention," she writes. "Couldn't an attractive, young mother, alone in her own home late at night, make an exception to the rules of holiness?"

Nice. And the answer is yes. That's how hookers and strippers are created. Anyway, what this article really represents is how desperate journalists are to come up with some kind of new angle for the evolution story. Morons who want science out of public schools can repeat the same thing over and over again but the rest of us get sick of hearing it after awhile. This week The Pitch comes through with a great example of how the leaders of the anti-evolution movement are barely qualified to run their own lives let alone the education of future generations.