Mr. Nice Guy

KMBZ 9 News reports that chiefs President Carl Peterson is "angry" at the mere suggestion that Trent Green might have been involved in the latest Chief's bar room brawl.

For the love of God, no! The two black guys, fine. The kicker is replaceable. But who are you supposed to root for if not the great white hope of KC - Trent Green. C'mon, the guy plays catch with President Bush for fuck's sake. We don't want all of the Johnson County kids to realize that their hero isn't the only decent (read: white) guy on the team worth cheering for but in fact he is just another jerkoff like the rest of the spoiled brat, thug, millionaire, hoping to be traded, prima donna NFL players in this town. So, according to Carl Peterson, Trent Green did not get into a fight. It didn't happen, so keep eating those $8 hot dogs and drinking the $9 beer. By the way, did I mention that you look great in that XXXXXXL Chiefs jersey?